Collecting Coupons Gifts

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

'Why am I always odd man out on a 'two for one' lunch coupons.'

'I cut a deal. Seven years. Even less if I ever remember to mail in this ‘Get two years off' rebate coupon.'

"Oh, I thought you knew; the Groupon deal doesn't include anaesthesia."

The tooth fairy.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Dept. of the Treasury

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unusual Offers

Utility Chic.

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Loose Change