Collecting Coupons Gifts

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

'Why am I always odd man out on a 'two for one' lunch coupons.'

'I cut a deal. Seven years. Even less if I ever remember to mail in this ‘Get two years off' rebate coupon.'

"Oh, I thought you knew; the Groupon deal doesn't include anaesthesia."

The tooth fairy.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Unusual Offers

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Dept. of the Treasury

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Utility Chic.

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Loose Change