Coupon Enthusiast Gifts

"Well yes, we do accept coupons but..."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

I have a coupon for half off an $8 blueberry muffin. That's be $8.

"Dad, for Father's Day, I'm giving you $100."

'Do you have any coupons?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Unusual Offers

Online Shopping.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

I get my ideas on sale...

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

Bargains

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'