Coupon Enthusiasts Gifts

Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Unusual Offers

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

I get my ideas on sale...

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

Time-Off Coupons

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

Dealmobile.