Coupon Collecting Gifts

Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

"This is the problem with Stone Age newspapers...clipping coupons!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Dept. of the Treasury

Unusual Offers

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Utility Chic.

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Do you have any coupons?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Loose Change

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"