Collecting Beard Items Gifts

'Santa, is my buddy in there?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joined at the hipster.

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"It makes you look old."

Football supporters.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Beard fails