Beards Gifts

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Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.

Blonde girlfriend "I quite like your beard. You're only half as ugly now"

Beard

Man using his beard as a dog lead.

'I didn't see you there, Mervyn!'

Man using his beard as a dog lead.

Balloons tied to a moustache.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

Facial Hair: Advantages.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"Everyone has beards now, so I've shaved mine off."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Reb Berel had always been proud of his beard...until Reb Feivel arrived.

"He's warm, and god, is he fuzzy!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It was so confusing, the smell was right, but I could not recognize my master, then it hit me: he had shaved his beard!"

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

Clock Tower Shadow

"They don't let you grow a beard until you reach Level 3 Enlightenment."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."

Pick your own whiskers.

"You need to grow your face back first."

THE Shade of Grey

Mask required to enter the p*rn palace

"He's got a beard, honey, so listen to him."

"No one's going to think that's a mask."