Beard Bro Gifts

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Long shift?'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Cow writer.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Clock Tower Shadow

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

Baby clinging to beard

Beard Wig

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

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