Beard Bro Mugs

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

Cow writer.

"I noticed a few browns."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

A stylized man in pyjamas

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Trendies, INC

Beard fails

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Beard Wig

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Baby clinging to beard

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

'Looks like you'd be perfect to work the umpire spot.'