Beard Barber Gifts

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Absolutely not!"

Joined at the hipster.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Lego Haircut

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Sheep In Curlers

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Movember

Military style hedgehog

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"