Beard Barber Gifts

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Lego Haircut

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Military style hedgehog

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Movember

Sheep In Curlers

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"