Barber Gifts

'Not too much off the back.'

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Express chair. 12 hairs or less.

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Pandemic Haircut

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Tintin - Bad Herg�

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Haircuts 20% off.

The Queens Guard hair do.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"My barber was robbed the other day. He's still pretty shook up about it."

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

Hairdressing Models

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Really? -- I heard the same theory from MY barber.'

"For Facetime or Zoom?.."

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'So...er...been anywhere nice this year.' Prison Barber

'Never discuss politics with your hairdresser.'

'All finished. Just the way you like it.'

Dual fuel deals.

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'