Barber Shop Buff Gifts

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hair Crop Circle

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Lego Haircut

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Military style hedgehog

Sheep In Curlers

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Movember

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Drunk Barber

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.