Barbershop Buff Gifts

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Lego Haircut

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Not you. Your hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Military style hedgehog

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Movember

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.