Barber Pillows

'Not too much off the back.'

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Express chair. 12 hairs or less.

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Pandemic Haircut

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Haircuts 20% off.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Tintin - Bad Herg�

'I can't do a thing with it either!'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

1420: The court of Henry V. "Good news Sire! We have apprehended the man who cut your hair!"

Old Mac Donald's Barber Shop.

The Queens Guard hair do.

"My barber was robbed the other day. He's still pretty shook up about it."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Let's change things up a bit. Give me the crinkle cut."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'My clippers are on the blink.'

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

Hairdressing Models

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Sweeny Todd - "I dont know how you keep your job.. "

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Really? -- I heard the same theory from MY barber.'

"For Facetime or Zoom?.."

'So...er...been anywhere nice this year.' Prison Barber

The split end is near.