Barbering Pillows

$2 Hair cut, $20 hats.

"I'd like a style that looks nothing like this."

"He was in here yesterday. Halfway through he ran out without paying."

'Just a little off the bottom.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

Moses the barber - 'Hey, neat part!'

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

Business is picking up, Mortimer.

"Just a little off the top thanks...!"

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

"I want a long hair comb-over fade with the sides tapered and the longer hair on top blended seamlessly into the longer hair on the sides."

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

'Short front and sides, please.'

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

"...and how would sir like it?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

BARBER

'I bet you show that photo to all your customers!'

'Hey-ho. Hair today and gone tomorrow!'

'I have just thing for wiggly, little boys.'

Combs

There's always something you don't want to find out about yourself.

Bald Man Overcomb

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Just take some off the back."

"That is just a little off the top. The rest was the domino effect."

Deer Barber

Shaving off a beard