Beard Groomer Gifts

Man reads magazine entitles Which Midlife Crisis?

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Foster failure"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Canine Companion

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Biofelineism

Skeleton playing fetch.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Hair Crop Circle

Dog Park

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Dog lover

The First Martian Dog.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).