Collecting Funny Items Gifts

Reject shop: God bowl.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Fly Football

Speed Dating for Turtles

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Skeleton playing fetch.

Vegetarian Birds

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Tin Can Operation.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Pampered Pets.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Happy Valentine's Day