Funny Gifts Collector Gifts

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Kissing the Fish

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Chameleon and TV

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Odorant

"For the missus or yourself?"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.