Funny Gift Collectors Gifts

Tourists and their Pets.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Kissing the Fish

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Chameleon and TV

"Anatomy of a cat"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

Odorant

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.