Funny Gift Collectors Gifts

Speed Dating for Turtles

Tourists and their Pets.

Cheeze Wiz.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Balloon dog poos.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Kissing the Fish

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

State of the Art Dog.

'No, don't tell me...split personality.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat has swallowed computer mouse.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Chameleon and TV

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

Odorant

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'