"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."
Collecting Merch Gifts
Searching for a gift for a collector? Explore our curated selection of fun and thoughtful products that celebrate collecting in all its forms. Whether they obsess over vintage finds, pop culture memorabilia, or niche merchandise, our items are designed to delight and inspire. Perfect for adding to their collections or simply showing your support for their passion, these gifts combine humor, charm, and style to make any collector smile.
Fly Football
Clown on bike.
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
hard-boiled egg...
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'
Bathroom Fairy
Apocalypse Research Center
'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'
'Have you any W fronts?'
A close shave on the Titanic...
'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'
Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.
"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."
Beatlemania: Open 24/8
Tin Can Operation.
Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)
Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.
"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"
"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"
'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'
A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
Feart!
Replica Football Merchandise
"If he says, 'got milk' I'm gonna bite."
Groucho Glasses Eye Test
'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'
An old shoe in every bag!
The Corkscrew Thrower
"And that little guy is our abducted son, Gene."
The Cold Shoulder: 'What do you give the Cannibal who is late for Dinner?'
'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'
"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."
Collecting Merch Gifts Collection
Collecting Merch Mugs
Explore our collection of quirky and themed mugs perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike. They make a great addition to any collection of memorabilia or daily routine.
Collecting Merch Pillows
Add comfort and personality with our collectible-themed pillows, ideal for sprucing up a space that celebrates treasured finds.
Collecting Merch Prints
Showcase your love for collecting with our stylish prints. Perfect for decorating any collector’s favorite space and adding a personal touch.
Collecting Merch T-Shirts
Discover our range of fun, collectible-themed t-shirts. Perfect for collectors who want to wear their passion with pride.