Collecting Werewolf Items Gifts

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Which one is yours?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

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"Do I have to go out again!?"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

A were-cow.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Pianist.

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Darn paparazzi."

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

The Wolfman's Brother

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."