Collecting Werewolf Items Pillows

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Which one is yours?"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

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"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A were-cow.

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

Pianist.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

"Darn paparazzi."

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

The Wolfman's Brother

"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"