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'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

A were-cow.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

Hysterically laughing monster.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

The Wolfman's Brother

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"Stop! He's my agent!"

"It's okay. When the moon is full, the only thing I'm slashing are the prices."

"What the hell was in that?!"

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"