Werewolf Lore Buff Gifts

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"Which one is yours?"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

A were-cow.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"It's the same old story, a few rotten werewolves and we all get a bad name. Go on, throw the ball.."

"Have you considered working the lunch shift?"

"Ooh, how nice! John and Marth are throwing a Come-as-you-are party!"

"Stop! He's my agent!"

The Werewolf planner

An American Werewolf in Winnipeg

"Look, Harvey. It's a full moon."

The Wolfman's Brother