Vampire Lore Buffs Gifts

Vampire mailman.

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

Vlad the Impala

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Naming that Impala

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

Can't Count Dracula