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Vampire mailman.

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

Vlad the Impala

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"....and hold the garlic."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Naming that Impala

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...