Vampire Lore Buff Gifts

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Vlad the Impala

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"....and hold the garlic."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Naming that Impala

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Fresh Blood In Politics

"You've been grinding your fangs."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."