Vampire Lore Buff Gifts

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Vlad the Impala

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"....and hold the garlic."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Naming that Impala

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...