Collecting Beard Items Pillows

'Santa, is my buddy in there?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Bearded Leftie.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Football supporters.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.