Cold-loving Geek Gifts

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

Electric Blanket.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Rude Snowpeople

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Tokyo City Limits

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Computer Fashion Show

Robots in disguise.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Say, I just had a thought

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'