Cold-loving Geek Pillows

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

"They look like pickles."

Epic Battles

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Tokyo City Limits

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Computer Fashion Show

Robots in disguise.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'