Coffee Klatch Communicator Gifts

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Clay pigeon shooting

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"