Caffeine Communicator Gifts

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'I'm here for your coffee.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"