Caffeine Communicator Gifts

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

You've Had Enough!

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I'm here for your coffee.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.