Coffee Klatch Communicator Mugs

'I get a lot of chit-chat type email gossip and I love to spread it around with a cellphone!'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Reading the sports pages.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

The Original Online Mom.

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

'With government cyber snooping, we must communicate through channels no one would ever suspect...the postal service.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Voting on their Seats

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'