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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

You're the olive in my martini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'