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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

The Martini is invented.