Medics Who Love Their Martinis T-Shirts

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Join me in a Martini?

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

'Snap out of it.'

Mediterranean Martini

Hell's Angels

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

Inappropriate garnish.

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Doctors in Love.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Physician heal thyself."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.