Medics Who Love Their Martinis T-Shirts

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

The Martini is invented.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Snap out of it.'

Martini Lovers

Mediterranean Martini

Hell's Angels

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

'Another martini please.'

Inappropriate garnish.

Doctors in Love.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Physician heal thyself."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

Shaken, Not Stirring