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Lance, what do you say to people who read the comics over breakfast and find it disconcerting to see you drinking beer early in the morning? I tell them to read "The Fusco Brothers" at cocktail hour.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.