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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird