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'Don't tell me you didn't stop at a bar after work. I can smell salad on your breath.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.