Cocktail Conniver Pillows

'Don't tell me you didn't stop at a bar after work. I can smell salad on your breath.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Espresso Martini Peacock