Cockatoo Companion Gifts

'Actually, I hate parrots, but it's great to pick up chicks.!

"Oh yes, bird watchers have moved from just watching us, to taking photos of us, to now wanting selfies with us..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Dog Crossing

Taking it easy

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Rocking Witches.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Conservation Area

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

The Cat Spa

'Next!'

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cat and Dog Bike

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."