Cockatoo Companion Mugs

'Actually, I hate parrots, but it's great to pick up chicks.!

"Oh yes, bird watchers have moved from just watching us, to taking photos of us, to now wanting selfies with us..."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Taking it easy

Dog Crossing

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Rocking Witches.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Conservation Area

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Of Mice and Men.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

"Is this who I am?"

'Next!'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cat and Dog Bike

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.