Cockapoo Gifts

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,

Clock and bird

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Of course they're pink - I'm an albino, aren't I?"

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Oh yes, bird watchers have moved from just watching us, to taking photos of us, to now wanting selfies with us..."

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"

'Actually, I hate parrots, but it's great to pick up chicks.!