Coat Shaver Pillows

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Good News about winter

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Drunk Barber

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Elephant cleans a car.

Barber of Seville

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'It's goose down!'

Postman in the Snow

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"