Quirky Shaver Pillows

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Pest Control

Victorian Gentleman

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I beg to differ."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Mattress Savings Bank

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Group hug anyone?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Bobo's Barber Shop

DIY pedicure

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."