Coat Shaver Gifts

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Good News about winter

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

My Life in Beards.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Barber of Seville

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Elephant cleans a car.

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'It's goose down!'

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Postman in the Snow

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Bird poo decals.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.