Shaving Crafts Gifts

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"He's an abstract artist."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

Business man sees himself as a shark

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Barber of Seville

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.