Shaving Crafts Mugs

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"Young Frankenstein"

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"He's an abstract artist."

Drunk Barber

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"How are we on bread?"

The Authentic Christmas.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Barber of Seville

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'I try to encourage creativity.'