Clownfish Buddy Gifts

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Piranhaclaus

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Now cut that out!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

No Swimming Allowed

Snow is falling...

Jacques Cousteau.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Freezing

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'