Clownfish Fan Gifts

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Children's Parties

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown Wife

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."