Clownfish Buddy Mugs

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Piranhaclaus

Dead Funny

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I wish I was creative'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Now cut that out!'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

No Swimming Allowed

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Snow is falling...

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Freezing

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'