Clownfish Collector Mugs

'In case my son hates the clown fish, is this bowl microwaveable?'

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Monster Baseball

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"No, I'm scarier."

'Our limo's here.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Gator Painter.

Weather forecast

The clowns are coming!

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Wall Cluck.

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The smoking Gun

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"