Clown At Heart Gifts

'Now let's stop clowning around.'

Clown Firing Squad.

Wind-Up Merchant.

Get crazy once in a while

'Have you considered a career in politics?'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Emergency Underpants.

'Hey look at me! I'm attention seeking!'

"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

Children's Parties

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Crab with a clown face.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

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Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Clown God

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."